The year is 2027 and everything is the same. Everyone has the same job. We all work at Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes. That’s also all we eat, and every person is fat, except for some people that don’t eat.

There are new cars that have been invented. They fly, but only a few people have them. They crash a lot and people die, but the cars are indestructible. There are lots more wars than there used to be, and the whole world is going to battle.

Some things have changed, like the Twin Towers are being built again. Also the planes that people fly on are all first class. Everybody has a lot of money and most people are rich. Almost all people have Ferrari Enzo’s or Lamborginis, and some people just fly for a living. A lot of people have big, big, big houses. They’re like mansions or even castles but really rich people have big houses and barns. They also have pools: big pools, underground, above ground, everything.

There are some new stores for clothes, and like everything else, the stores are big.  Some scientist have invented a new breed of tree which mostly covers the whole world.  They grow taller than any other tree.  You can also eat them.  People sell them in stores too.  They are a pretty popular food in the United States.  You can also paint cars with the juice that comes out of the fruit.  But it’s not toxic.  As I said, you can eat it.  

Scientists have also made a special acid to melt down anything you want to dissolve. The scientists have tried it on a few things so far, and it dissolved them very quickly, like in a millisecond.  One day everyone will have some, and the whole world will be gone.  

They have also invented a bear suit so bears cannot attack you and kill you.  But the suits are so expensive, they’re about $1,200.  The bear suit is made of steel, so it is very heavy.  You almost can’t walk in it.  But one man got killed in it because he forgot to buckle the 420 buckles on it.  

There are new cop cars that have been invented. They have made so much more technology they can tell when a car goes by if it has beer in it.   It has a controller panel in the car and it goes so fast that you can’t see them go by.  It looks like a tornado going by.  They have about 500 horsepower and a turbo engine.  Cops also have special guns that fire when the officers say “fire”.

There is this one man who is so smart that he can do anything that anybody says.  He has a special microchip controlling his brain.  There are only a few microchips on Earth.  They are so expensive.  They’re over a $100,000.

 

 

My dog is big, but one day my dog is going to be smart and he and I are going to go fly away to the planet Pluto and have fun.  We’ll build our own house.  It will be the best house on Pluto (if there are any other houses on Pluto).  I hope there are more houses on Pluto because then my dog and I can have friends.  We can play with our friends and build a rocket that we can blast to Earth with and come back home to Pluto.  Our house will be in a big huge hole on Pluto and it will be hard to get out.  We will sometimes have to use our rocket to get out but not often. We will have to power our rocket with spit and use our super bounce shoes to get out.

The next month all our dreams came true!!!!!!

    A couple weeks after that we had a war with Aliens, we beat them and then all became friends.  We decided to take a vacation around Pluto.  It was fun but we came back in one second. Thanks to our rocket man.  He’s fast.  Really fast.  He goes mach 50.  Bang, bang, bang!  That’s fast we were getting bored on Pluto , so we went home.

    So, “Come on Spud.  Let’s get in the rocket and blast hooooooooooooommmmmme!”

    Finally we’re home.  That was fast.

    Ah, it’s bright down here on Earth, too bright.  I don’t like it.  It burns my eyes.  Better dig a hole so we can hibernate.

Dig, dig, dig.

“We’re down far enough now.  Let’s put a cover over the hole so no light gets in.

“Thud, that should do it.  Ahh! wait, there’s no light!”

    “Click.”  There we go.  That’s better.  Are you hungry, Spud?”  “Woof (yes).”  “So am I.  Let’s go get some food from the fridge and eat it.  Get some drinks too.  Ok!  How old is this bread?  Uh, I don’t know, ancient.  Yuck, this tastes bad.  It tastes like mold.  The drink is ok, but not the best.  I think we should start to try to live outside.”  “Ok yeah, let’s do it,” said Spud.

    Pow, pom, pang, ouch!  “That hurt!  Ahhhh!  No shooting guns at us!!!  Let’s get in the rocket and go back to Pluto.”

    “Whee! Ah! That’s better.  Let’s play and live here forever with our friends.”