Huber’s Excellent Adventure by Diabolical Dinosaur

In the year 6666, the planet Ranu got destroyed by the evil Doros. Huber and his clan were the only ones to escape this horrible destruction.
Huber and his clan got away seconds before Ranu was destroyed. There were 12 members in his clan of friends, including himself. Huber and his clan were now the only Ranuarians left.
The species that destroyed Ranu were called Doros. They were evil. They lived on the planet Doro. Huber and his clan’s quest was to destroy the Doros. The only way of doing that was to kill Dag, the leader of the Doros.
There were four planets well now three in the galaxy of Tetro. First there was: Doro the home of the bad Doros. The Doros were stubby little things that looked similar to demons. They had wings and horns. Their bodies were red. Next there was Arda the home of the neutral Quarnat. The Quarnat had head spikes and were known to stick them into their enemy when fighting. Then there was Katober, the home of the Affiaterians. Affiaterians looked like werewolves. They had fangs and huge claws. They were also covered in fur. Last, but definitely not least, there was Ranu. Ranu got blown up by the Doros. Ranu was the home of the good Ranuarians. Ranuarians were tall and had spikes on their knees, elbows, and shoulders.
The main difference between the good and bad was the laws for them. For the bad Doros the laws were: kill everything in your path to power and obey the ranks above you. For the good Ranuarians the laws were: do not destroy nature, do not kill animals, be a vegetarian, and kill only when necessary.
Huber and his clan were in the clan spaceship. They sat in the spaceship debating where to go and what to do.
“We must defeat the Doros,” said Huber. “We must destroy evil.”
“I agree with Huber,” said Huber’s best friend Tank.
“Then it’s settled. Let’s go to Arda to start our journey,” said Huber
Huber and his clan arrived on Arda. They looked around to see Quarnat staring at them. They walked into one of the trader shops. This trader shop was owned by a Quarnat.
“Hello,” said Huber. “We are on a quest to destroy the Doros. Will you join us?”
“Why of course!” said the Trader. “Not only will I join you, but I will give you 20 double-bladed electro swords, 20 laser guns, and 1 medical kit.”
“Thanks!” said Huber.
“By the way, my name is Savden,” said the trader.
Huber and his party stepped outside the shop. Tank suggested they head to Katober. They walked to the ship and climbed aboard. They found a group of five thugs on the ship who wanted to kill them. The thugs started shooting. Huber took out an electron rope from his bag. He swung it and it hit all five thugs in the stomach. They fell down and Huber quickly tied them up outside the ship.
“Start up the engine!” shouted Huber. “I have a feeling they aren’t the only ones who want us dead.”
The ship rose off the ground and shot off into space.
They went to Katober after Tank suggested it again. On Katober there were suppliers for the Doros. They decided to stop the suppliers. Huber and his party went to an information center terminal computer. The terminal computer showed them all of the main suppliers for the Doros. They were: Goro Amanert, Hera Pesh, and Fadrey Toba.
They went to Goro’s shop first. Tank hid an electro rope behind his back before they entered the shop. Goro refused to stop supplying the Doros so Tank quickly tied him up. In the shop they found lots of useful stuff. Since it was illegal to supply to the Doros, Huber felt no guilt in taking all the stuff.
When they went to Hera’s shop she also refused to stop supplying to the Doros. So Tank tied her up too. They took all her stuff as well. There was a problem though. She had guards. 5 of them. The guards walked into the shop and started shooting Huber and his party. Luckily Tank still had an electro rope in his hands. So he jumped up, flipped, and tied up the guards.
“This is so much harder when you don’t kill.” said Tank.
“I know,” said Huber. “But you know it would be against our law to kill.”
Next they went to Fadrey’s shop. They asked Fadrey to stop supplying the Doros. He said he would stop supplying the Doros and join them on their quest to destroy the evil Doros. Tank asked him why was he supplying to the Doros.
“It was just a simple way to make a living. It was the only way I could survive without going hungry,” Fadrey responded.
“Well,” said Huber. “We’d better get a move on if we are going to stop these Doros.”
Huber and his party stepped outside the shop. They saw a Doros spaceship. Fadrey screamed. Huber knew they must get out of here and on to Doro. It was their best chance when a whole Doros spaceship was not on Doro.
They slipped past the radar of the Doros ship because of the new cloaking devices Fadrey gave them. Huber instructed all of the party to put on the cloaking devices. Everyone did as he was told.
When they arrived on Doro there were thousands upon thousands of Doros flying in the air. None of them could see Huber and his party because of their cloaking devices.
“Dag’s castle is straight ahead,” said Tank.
When They reached the castle gates there were eight guards guarding it. Tank and Huber both took out electro ropes. They each snuck behind four guards. Since they were invisible it was quite easy to tie them up.
When Huber and his party were inside the gate the doors slammed shut. There was a beam of light that Tank stepped into. The whole party could see him, so everyone knew that their cloaking devices had blown out. It was a good thing that everything except the beam of light was pitch black so the guards inside the castle couldn’t see them.
“I have a question for you Huber,” Tank whispered.
“Go ahead,” said Huber.
“I was wondering, what are you going to do when we have to kill Dag?” Tank asked.
“I think I am going to have to kill him. I wish there was another way, but we all know there isn’t,” mourned Huber.
“I understand,” said Tank. “Just try to do it as quickly and painlessly as possible. Oh, one more thing, try not to get yourself killed.”
“Will do Tank,” said Huber. “Will do.”
The castle wasn’t very big so it didn’t take long for them to reach the main room where Dag was. When they got there they opened the very large door guarding the main room. They looked inside the room and there was Dag.
Huber told Tank to take his clan outside and guard the door from Doros. Suddenly, Savden and Fadrey charged Dag. They were slaughtered instantly. Huber was amazed how Dag just slaughtered without even caring at all.
Dag and Huber crossed blades. Then the fight began. Thrust, then parry, then slash, then parry, Both trying to kill the other. For the first time in his life Huber wanted to kill somebody. The fight lasted two hours, when suddenly Huber disarmed Dag. Remembering what Tank said Huber slit Dag’s throat as quickly as he could.
Huber ran out of the room, and told his clan it was done. Then they heard a noise. All of the Doros were leaving. Huber and his clan had done it. They had defeated the Doros.
In time the planet Doro was transformed into Ranu2. Huber and his clan were elected council of Ranu2. The planet was inhabited by species of both the other planets, so it was a planet of all species. Huber and the council created the laws of the old Ranu for Ranu2, and lived happily ever after for the rest of their days.

Thursday, March 8, 2007